Tacky is as tacky does.

Think of this leopard print train case as your grown-up Caboodles. 

[They still make those, by the way.]

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Don't worry. They'll wait. 

They always do.

[This is a clock.]

I don't care if it's hip.

I still think brains are delicious.

Because I'm not the only one who loses things around here.

Because I'm not the only one who thinks this is classic.

And because I don't think you read enough.

How to Get Along With Boys

Night of the Living Trekkies

Mary Jane's Hash Brownies

Female Chauvinist Pigs

The Diving Bell & the Butterfly



Train Song - Feist & Ben Gibbard
Creep - The Pretenders
Stroll On - The Yardbirds
Make My Day - Common & Cee-Lo
Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
Taxi Driver - Gym Class Heroes
Play Crack the Sky - Brand New
Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Don't Fear - The Honey Trees
Love of my Life - Erykah Badu & Common
Brightly Wound - Eisley
Linger - The Cranberries
By Your Side - Sade


Brian rides bikes. And writes articles.

And another letter to the editor.


"I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously." - Cher